英文笑话 你能看懂多少？ Who's better satisfied? A person with six children or a person with $6 million? Why? The person with six children of course. Because the one with $6 million wants more. What soldiers? Wife: Dear! Take a look at those soldiers gawking at the lovely young girl passing by. Husband: Soldiers? What soldiers? What's your name? very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train. He had never seen them before, so he began: "My name is Stone, and I'm even harder than stone, so do what I tell you or there'll be trouble. Don't try any tricks with me, and then we'll get on well together". Then he went to each soldier one after another and asked him his name. "Speak loudly so that everyone can hear you clearly," He said, "and don't forget to call me 'sir'". Each soldier told him his name, until he came to the last one. This man remained silent, and so Captain Stone shouted at him, "When I ask you a question, answer it! I'll ask you again: What's you name,soldier?" The soldier was very unhappy, but at last he replied. "My name is Stonebreaker, sir" he said nervously. 查看更多1个回答 . 1人已关注
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