一个前台小姐用英语逼死美国人？ 【】内是对应的英语 刚才来了个美国人，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑的： 前台小姐：“hello.” 美国人：“hi.” 前台小姐：“you have what thing？” 【may i help you ,sir ?】 美国人：“can you speak english？” 前台小姐：“if i not speak english， i am speaking what？”i【 if i am not speaking english ,what am i speaking now ?】 美国人：“can anybody else speak english？” 前台小姐：“you yourself look.all people are playing， no people have time， you can wait， you wait，you not wait，you go！” 【pls. look aroud by youself ,all people are playing ,or you can wait for someone ,if not ,you can just go away !】 美国人：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？” 前台小姐：“shout what shout， quiet a little，you on earth have what thing?” 【stop shouting ,just be quit ,what do you want to do at here ?】 美国人：“i want to speak to your head.” 前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！” 【our leeder isbn’t in ,you can some tomorrow !】 美国人吐血而亡……查看更多
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