史上最强的中国式英语? 1 . we two who and who ? > 咱俩谁跟谁阿 |.K,N 2 . how are you ? how old are you? > 怎么是你,怎么老是你? P3 3 . you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you X 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 {2T 4 . you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together up ! Tm+A>e 你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! M' 5 . hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! LXVZt: 有事起奏,无事退朝 ,i@43 6 . you me you me o1SBIL 彼此彼此 o!obV 7 . You Give Me Stop!! '%&+D 你给我站住! i*2qu 8 . know is know noknow is noknow /lJ;F 知之为知之,不知为不知 … gPdaM 9 . WATCH SISTER > 表妹 qVMTUA 10 .dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’s sons can make hole!! \S 龙生龙,凤生凤 ,老鼠的儿子会打洞! u|T0N 11 .American Chinese not enough }ULz! 美中不足 /@ 12 .one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die )( 车祸现场描述 -( 13 . heart flower angry open ok>0z 心花怒放 .4g 14 . go past no mistake past p 7W 走过路过,不要错过 dJ 15 .小明: I am sorry! sN}!7 老外: I am sorry too! '2' 小明: I am sorry three! gp1u5 老外: What are you sorry for? JM 小明: I am sorry five! XvP) 16 . If you want money,I have no; vudI if you want life,I have one! XDB 要钱没有,要命一条 F%h4 17 . I call Li old big. toyear 25. Y=p8Tz 我叫李老大,今年 25 。 >;5txn 18 . you have two down son 。你有两下子。 ZE 19 . as far as you go to die QvF' 有多远,死多远!! ! ! ?OS@# 20 . I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 e70g 查看更多1个回答 . 3人已关注