酒醉之五境界？ stage 1 - clever this is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known universe. you know you know everything and you want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. at this stage you are always right. and, of course, the person you are talking to is very wrong. this makes for an interesting argument when both parties are clever. stage 2 - attractive this is when you realize that you are the most attractive person in the entire bar and that everyone fancies you. you can go up to a perfect stranger knowing that they fancy you and really want to talk to you. bear in mind that you are still clever, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun. stage 3 - rich this is when you suddenly become the richest person in the room. you can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have a bottomless wallet. you can also make bets at this stage because of course you are still clever so, naturally, you will always win. anyway, it doesn't matter how much you bet because you are rich. you will also buy drinks for everyone that you fancy, in the knowledge that you are clearly the most attractive person present. stage 4 - invincible you are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone, especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing. this is because you are now invincible. at this point you can also go up to the partners of the people who you fancy and challenge them to a battle of wits or strength. you have no fear of losing this battle, because as well as being invincible you are clever, you're rich and you're more attractive than them anyway. stage 5 - invisible this is the final stage of drunkenness. at this point you can do anything, because you are now invisible. you can dance on a table to impress the people who you fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. you can also snob the face off them for the same reason. you are also invisible to the people who want to fight you. you can walk through the street singing at the top of your lungs because no one can see or hear you and because you're still clever you know all the words. and you certainly won't remember ! 第一阶段：聪明 是时候让你突然成为全能专家了。你无所不知，并且非常希望把你所知的一切告诉任何一个愿意倾听的人。在这一阶段，你是总是对的，当然，和你谈话的人就总是错的。你会花上几个小时去说服别人你是对的。如果谈话双方都在微醺的状态，那这种争论会非常的有趣。事实上，两个人谈论着自己根本不了解的事情，但彼此都深信自己对该事物的权威让那些听者都感到愉悦。 第二阶段：才子佳人 此时，你会觉得自己是整个房间里最好看的人，并且，每个人都在看着你。你开始向那些不错的陌生人挤眉弄眼，继而邀请他们跳舞，因为很显然，整个晚上他们都对你赞赏有加。你是焦点人物，每双眼睛都直直地看着你，因为你是地球上最美丽动人的事物。现在请牢牢记住你还是很聪明，因此你可以和那个崇拜你的人谈天论地。 第三阶段：富有 这个阶段你会发现自己变成世界上最富有的人。你可以请全酒吧的人喝酒然后买单，因为你有一辆装满钱的装甲车停在酒吧后面。在这个阶段，你还可以打赌。当然，此刻你还是无所不知，所以你从未输过。同时，你从未在打赌时考虑钱的问题，因为世界上所有的钱都在你的荷包里。同样，你也会开始为酒吧里仰慕你的人买酒，因为你此刻是世界上最聪明、最漂亮，也是最有钱的人。 第四阶段：万无一失 现在，你可以挑衅那些和你一起打赌的人因为你不允许伤害你的事情发生。这时，你可以走向一个男人，他的女朋友整个晚上都非常羡慕你的美貌，然后向他以金钱为由提出发起斗智的一战。你不会担心自己会败北因为你上知天文，下知地理，钱也多得是，多得足够让你放手一搏。很显然，他的自由散漫让你很会拿下一张即将爆发的**。 第五阶段：隐形 这时醉酒的最后一个阶段。这个时候你可以做任何事情因为没人能看见你。你可以站在一张桌子上跳舞；可以脱掉你的内裤，这样可以给那些整个晚上都仰慕你的人留下深刻印象，因为房间里剩下的人都不会理你。同时，你对于先前你挑衅的对象也是隐形的。你可以在过马路的时候高声歌唱（当然，你还是很聪明，并且五音很准），没有人会对此有任何评价因为他们看不见你。你对社会的不满已经不见了。你可以做任何事，因为没有人会知道。 当然，最后，你什么都记不起了！ 转摘自海词快乐英语，供朋友们分享查看更多
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